Thursday, 26 May 2016

Ghosts Can't Talk.

Just because I tell stories doesn't mean I make them up. Story telling. Stories are telling. For example, in December 1987 I was fifteen, had my period, and was walking around Australia's Wonderland with my family. We were moving to England in a week, it was a heatwave, and I had to carry these big fat Stayfree pads around in my calico Parramatta Eels bag. Utter mortification because I just KNEW that people knew what was in my bag. The shame is strong - of course nobody else knew what was in my Parramatta Eels bag but I did and I thought they did and my whole life I've done other people's thinking for them. Fast forward in time and I'm announcing to an entire hospital wing that I have a box of tampons now and don't worry? Has anybody seen my shame it was here just a minute ago.

Today I wondered if Mother Mary had a clitoris and then my brain answered "of course she had a clitoris she may have been Jesus's mother but she was still a woman" so then I wondered why I wondered if Mother Mary had a clitoris and realised it was because of the virgin birth. Sex is painful enough when you're a virgin - poor Mary had a BABY while she was a virgin. (The Catholics worship the hell out of Mary. (Not literally.)) I equated the virgin birth with having an orgasm because let's face it - if women didn't have clitorii there'd be no reason for us to have sex. Although try telling some men that.

Anyway so the other day I was googling before and after labiaplasty photos to make sure I had the correctly shaped vagina and if I didn't, what were my options. A few people have teased me about my vagina and I've never gotten over it. I rang a few friends - close friends. And we're chatting and then I say, "So, what's the go with your vagina? What does it ... look like?"

"The fuck, Eden?"
"Just ... what does it look like?"
"Why do you want to know?"
"Because I'm single now. I haven't had to really think about my vagina since my twenties and I just want to ... compare."

I almost sent a vag photo to my friend Megan but I chickened out because it didn't feel safe sending a photo of my unadulterated vagina out into cyberspace. I did zoom in on it a lot, though. Before I deleted it. Did you know that it's illegal to show a womans vulva in porno mags? Or something. I read about it somewhere - there's allowed to be dick and balls everywhere but one tiny glimpse of skin folds gets instantly photoshopped out. I don't get it ... our bodies get sexualised to the hilt but we can't show a bit of normal vulva?

Did you know that Mother Theresa is a known saint but she was also a total arsehole? Yin and the yang. Black and white in us all, telling versions of our stories, quickly photoshopping the ugly bits away. There's so much art and words written about the human heart and in real life it's ugly.

As embryos, our hearts are the first organ to develop. So during one point of our existence .. we were once just our heart.

Teeny cells of pure love, bouncing around in our mothers womb.

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This seriously was not the blogpost I was going to write tonight. Just had a massive wave of anxiety buying tampons in Woolies tonight because the guy opposite me was buying condoms at the same time. I felt awkward and hurried up which is probably why I bought the wrong ones.

I went to court yesterday. Pretty full-on. Currently focusing looking after myself. The basics. Does anybody know how to change the photo in my blog header? I always need it changed when I'm going through big stuff, transformation, etc.

Last year my friend Mary drove me to Central Station after I stayed the night at her house. My life was in tatters, I was effectively homeless, and just been diagnosed with Bipolar II. (Again, except this time I believed it.) Mary has been loving and supportive in my efforts of getting help in a world where it's quite hard to just get help. So I'm in the car with her son and her, babbling incessantly about some shit and suddenly there's silence in the car and I realise how much I'd been talking. I apologised. They understood. I kissed Mary and when I got out of the car I stopped to give some money to this woman.


Mary is a photographer and told me that when she took the photo she had tears in her eyes. I didn't know she was taking it but I do admire her eyes because how good is the composition of my pink scarf matching the ladies top? After I gave her some coins she looked down into her hand, disappointed because she could still see me holding onto coins. I told her there were some goldies in there and said goodbye, turned around and in the photo you can see the guy sitting down behind me and I put the rest of my coins in his hat. He was a junkie but I'm of the belief that junkies are actually people as well and might need to buy a bottle of water or something sometime.

In my current financial panic I blurted out to my sponsor all the inappropriate things I could do for cash. She laughed, told me what a great plan that was, and asked me about my giving. My giving? I told her stuff. About the woman called Eve I met in Uganda who gave me the best massage I'd ever had in my life and at the end of the session we were both crying in each others arms. About stuff - death of brothers, loss, mothers. I asked her to meet me in my hotel lobby the next day and when she arrived she was all dressed up ready to drive me to the airport.

"No sweetheart - I didn't ask you here to drive me to the airport! I wouldn't do that. I asked you here so I could give you this."

And I handed Eve an envelope stuffed with wads of American cash. Wads. She cried, we both did, again. Because her massage room was quite stark - frankly I wasn't expecting the best massage in town. But Eve was MAGIC. Huge compassionate Spirit. Her dream was to buy some new equipment for her business one day, maybe employ some people.

It was beneficiary money from my brothers superannuation companies after he killed himself. I hated that money and what it represented - pretty sure it was some kind of hush money because he worked as miner over in Western Australia and the workers suicide rates over there are astronomical.

A few months afterwards, Eve emailed me. She'd bought herself a passport and moved to Los Angeles to live with her aunt and she worked as a beautician over there. Her dream was now to open her own place. I wonder if she has - Eve, do you still read here? I think about you a lot.

I wanted Cams money to mean something. I got into a lot of trouble because of that money. I left my marriage and set up my own house with Vinnies furniture with that money. Enrolled myself into Tafe with that money. Paid for my hospital stay in St John of God with that money - two grand a week and the pricks couldn't even spear us a few tampons.

I was asked recently to go on the SBS program Insight to talk about how demonised women are when they leave the family home because it's usually the men leaving. I was fully going to go on TV and be interviewed about it but I pulled out at the last minute. All I could picture was my boys sitting on the couch watching their mother explain why she left. I keep saying I didn't leave THEM .. but I did, emotionally, a year before when Cam died. It wasn't just that, either. Something about freedom and feeling stifled for reasons I'm still understanding and coming to terms with. I didn't trust myself to explain it properly on live television.

I put this photo on my Facebook and instagram a few days ago and asked if a woman writing about her life was a political act.



Stupid feelings. It's 11pm. Tonight I ate a bit of lemongrass chicken my friend Anna made me. I don't eat a lot when I'm anxious - that's why I cram my head with vanilla slices.

The other night I couldn't get my TV to work, or the oven, and when my bedroom lightbulb blew I just slumped. Exasperatedly pissed off. "WHAT?" Yelling to thick air. "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING BECAUSE GHOSTS CAN'T TALK."

It's like I'm between chapters so in the meantime I'm writing slam poetry and eating chicken, dancing in the kitchen, regardless of it all.

Musing on the metaphor about being born all heart.









Sunday, 15 May 2016

Allow Me To Introduce The Artist Formerly Known As Indisputable Topcat.

                                Image: Jeff Davies Photographer


That "Hurt" Johnny Cash song just randomly came through my headphones and scared the FUCK out of me.

I relate to the "my empire of dirt" part. Why? Because it feels like that's all I have left - an empire of motherfucking dirt. I am dirt. I eat dirt. I got dirt for fucking eyeballs, dirt in my pen. DIRT. Just a piece of nothing dirt.

So what happens when a piece of nothing dirt starts thinking, well, if I can think then I can't be dirt because how can dirt think?

I'm not dirt. I'm a lot of things, been a lot of things, seen a lot of things ... but I'm not a piece of dirt.

This - this period of my life, this past year? Yeah. Once when I was seven years old I dreamt that I was Jesus on the cross getting crucified AT SCHOOL. And I had no clothes on. Fucking. Mortified.

A couple years back my brother died, we all know that. The big Grief is going to blow back into town soon I can feel it coming and jeez, I really miss him. My fellow scapegoat.

I don't concentrate much on him these days - prefer to focus on the living. And that is my two sons. I owe my two sons every good caring nurturing part of me and the rest of the world can go to hell I don't care what you think. I don't care what you've heard. I have bitten my tongue but remember that story a bit back about the baby elephant who grew into a large elephant who thought they couldn't get away?

I GOT AWAY. And no it wasn't a clean break nothing ever is but I'm CLEAN cleaner than some so while you're pointing out the splinter in my eye go raze your own forest. I burnt mine down years ago. Welcome to Deadwood. I was BORN in it.

Turning my anger and hate and sorrow into acceptance and forgiveness and love but jesus fuck. Learning how to namaste, oy vey.

What happened? How does a you become a you ... how did an Eden become an Eden? You know how you hold a newborn baby and they haven't done anything wrong yet? Completely pure. Well, news just in ... none of us will be that pure again. I'm sick of being scared, of keeping my trap shut, of being controlled. of hiding violence, of shutting-the-fuck up.

So. I could die at any moment - hopefully not coz I got boys to watch Walking Dead with. IT'S TRADITION AND NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME. Max I love you. Rocco you have no idea how wanted you were - so here, you guys. This one's for you.

Like Willy Wonka opening the Chocolate Factory. Because hearing one-sided stories ain't fair.

And for you, beautiful readers who I don't know where you came from it's like one day I thought I'd chuck a BBQ and ended up literally dining with the Prime Minister at Kirribilli House. I never asked for any of that shit. I don't want fame - or even fortune. So before we go any further travelling down the road of Edenland, I believe we need to take a detour to see where it all began.

Once upon a time a 34 year old woman started a blog under an assumed name - Topcat. How cool was that cartoon? And she wrote stuff. And she was frayed around the edges sure but she wrote. And a whole bunch of shit happened here have a goosey, gander - oh wait you already did.

I'm not hiding anything anymore, I'm tired. Go nuts on the fucking fizzylifting drink. I've kept my first website private for years now but here it is. For my sons. The last two people in the world I will ever love. Because fuck love. I'm dedicating the rest of my life to my creativity. I'm not giving up - I'm ok, just as crazy as ever. (Call me crazy again I love it.)

After my divorce when everybody gets set free and can get real about their relationships - well, I'm going to marry my creativity. My artistry, my strength, the core of my own goddamn self. I'm not finished .. anyway here's a blog I prepared earlier.

                              INDISPUTABLE TOPCAT


Let me introduce you to Topcat. You probably liked me better then .. I like me more now.

Bon appetit.

(I'll be back here again on Edenland real soon, because this is where I live. I'm not going anywhere, barnacle, etc.)





Saturday, 7 May 2016

Taking The Mask Off.

Just came across a photo that killed me. Not literally otherwise I’d be writing this from the afterlife IF THERE IS SUCH A THING. My brother Cam didn’t believe in an afterlife. “Eed once we’re dead, we’re dead. Gone. Nothing. Finito.” I was like Cam you’re going to get a shock after you die I’m telling you. I told him a lot of things.

Last night my friend Megan wrote in a text: “Cookie, even though your love didn’t triumph over Cam’s darkness, it will in this case triumph over your boys.”

I was shocked and sat there thinking wow. My love is actually pretty fierce and strong as all pure love but my love couldn’t save my brother? How even? I couldn’t save my brother. Nobody could save Cam except Cam. He kind of did save himself in the end it depends which way you look at it. Fuck I gotta owie right now and you know when you’ve been swimming and you get out of the pool to dry yourself with a towel and you’ve got water in your ears so you shake your head to one side until the water comes out? Then the water in your other ear goes further in so you shake your head to the other side and it takes a while to come out. Then you swap ears and there’s just water in both ears and you’re all for fucks sake, ears. When I get the big cries I tilt my head to one side so the tears just seep down across my head then I do it to the other side so those tears seep over the other side. I don’t dry them, just keep writing because I don’t want to miss out on writing a good sentence. These tears tear at my heart but you can’t tilt your heart for the pain to fall away it’s just gotta stay and you do the day anyway.

ANYWAY.

I came across this photo. (Every time I write or hear the expression “came across” I think of an enormous ejaculation all over the place stop it Eden that’s disgusting and this is serious.)

Snapped in 1992 the day before Cam’s 12th birthday. Me, my second stepdad Jim, and Cambo. Jim died from cancer in 2012. Cam died in 2013. Half my family in a year. Gone.




That night I'd caught the train up the mountains to surprise him. Mum knew and asked him to open the door when I knocked and I’ve replayed what happened next in my head so many times and just still don’t understand. Cam took one look at me and GRABBED me into a hug. Whispered “Oh thank god you’re here.”

What did that mean? Why thank god I was there? I left him, see. Two years beforehand I left home when was just ten. I felt so bad for leaving and through the years, over and over again I’d apologise and tell him how sorry I was for leaving him but I didn’t leave him I left HOME like we all do but still. I left. Like when his dad left by killing himself when Cam was eight years old. He was close with his dad. I wasn’t close with his dad, I was literally the red-haired stepchild but my stepdad loved his son so much. They were really close and the crumpled look on Cam’s face when he was told his dad died that day is seared into my memory. A lot of memories are shit memories.

My son Rocco turns eight years old in twelve days which is coincidentally the exact day that Cam’s drivers license expires. Cam’s wallet is in my undies drawer. I was eight when Cam was born, Cam was eight when his dad committed suicide, my son Max was eight when I had my first breakdown after my ex-husbands cancer fiasco, and Cam’s license expires on the day my youngest son turns eight. What the HELL is it about the number eight?! My friend Maz pointed out that eight turned on its side means infinity.

“I love you infinity” is what Cam always said as a little boy. Infinity love is the best love but it still can’t save people from killing themselves fuck it.

We cleared out Cam’s flat in Newtown the day after he died and I ended up with a huge box of his kitchen stuff. Mugs, mixed herbs, plates, a huge spatula, etc.



And this packet of chopsticks which was weird because I’d wondered if Cam knew how to use chopsticks and VOILA! he obviously did. A Blue's Clue! I don’t know if my brother made it to the afterlife but I know that he used chopsticks. I can’t use chopsticks and never will. There’s no shame in asking for a fork at an Asian restaurant. “One fork for the whitey please!” But Cam was a fancy fucker oozing style and class so of course he used chopsticks. Except he didn’t use these ones. He intended to because he bought them from a shop somewhere, one day. Nobody would know where he bought those chopsticks from. A chopstick shop. I wonder how much they were and if he bought other stuff too and if he used cash or card during the transaction and what was he wearing the day he bought chopsticks what was he feeling? Did he plan on impressing a girl with mad cooking skills? Who knows. Siri is Cam eating dumplings with chopsticks in the afterlife y/n.

We think weird things after our people die. I’ll never forget finding four forgotten almonds down the side of his passenger seat of his car I drove after he died and how excited I was. HE WAS EATING ALMONDS IN THE CAR YOU GUYS. Then the disappointment when I realised four almonds weren’t going to bring him back to life.

My brother Cam used a gas mask the day he killed himself on that Tuesday morning on the 15th October 2013. I don’t want to go into specifics because I don’t want to give anybody any ideas but also in his car I found the notebook he used to plan his suicide in and he was writing down the quotes for gas masks. Like, how much they cost, what was the best price. It’s morbidly funny .. why would he care about a twenty-dollar price difference when he was about to leave planet earth?

I got too lost in his death after he died and emotionally neglected my sons. Hate myself for it. I left the family home .. but I wasn’t leaving THEM, I was leaving home. See that pattern right there? I’m terrified about damaging my boys by leaving. All of my attention and energy was spent on grief. It’s not anymore. 2.5 years on and I’m getting through my brothers death and I’m telling you, if I can get through Cam’s suicide, anybody can get through ANYTHING. This is real life true fact.

So now, all of my attention and energy is being spent on my sons. Even when they’re not with me. I’ve had to fight hard to reclaim my place as a mother to them. Tomorrow is mothers day and all I want to do is watch them both at the skate park and eat burgers. That’s all, that’s enough.

I recreated my brothers suicide for a photographic exhibition WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL. I was so emotional and angry when this pic was taken.

                                              Image: Jeff Davies Photography

The opening night is tonight at a gallery up the road and I don’t want to go. It starts in an hour and I’m in bed right now with the blinds drawn. I love the dark because I am actually a mushroom. (Just don't feed me bullshit I can smell that a mile off.)


                        Victor Peralta, owner of Gallery ONE88 Fine Arts Katoomba

I have two favourite photos in all the galaxy. (Actually, three.) The first two were taken six years apart when I held each of my babies for the first time. From an aesthetic point of view I do look “ugly” but in fact I’ve probably never been more beautiful, cradling my newborn sons like the sky tenderly holding on to the moon every single night. Holding them so, so gently. In awe. You know how when you hold a newborn baby, there's something holy happening?

That's because they've come from the beforelife. Or the afterlife. One of the two. The before and the after swirling around, just like the figure eight resting gently on its side. Letting the tears out.

(By the way, my third favourite photo? I don't know what it is. It hasn't been taken yet.)

I don't sit and weep inconsolably about Cam's death anymore. I will give the chopsticks away, and his Ikea chairs. I'll burn the book he planned his suicide in because there's dark energy in there and it's time to let go. Jeez it's a hard read - he didn't mean anybody to find it, it was in the glovebox of his car. Shit - maybe he did mean for somebody to find it? And out of all the somebodies to find it I'm glad it was me. I've never shown it to anyone. Even though there's a coffee ring on the outside it certainly isn't a coffee table book. Every time I flick through it I see something new, another sad Blue's Clue oh he was blue! Blue from depression then blue in the morgue. I've still got a photo of him lying in the morgue and maybe that's not so morbid because didn't they used to do that in the olden days, dress the dead up in their finest clothes and take photos as mementos? Why is that so confronting for people? I find it soothing to look at and no I won't delete it. I originally had it to prove he was dead but I don't need proof anymore. This is the longest time I've gone without seeing him. He's gone, he's not coming back. I'm starting to accept that cruellest fact because I need to continue through life and wear the world like a loose garment. I'm letting go of habits, hate, resentments, old ways of thinking, having my entire identity tied up by being a housewife, toxic people, and packets of chopsticks.

I am moving and evolving through something I never thought I could.

This is huge. And even though last week when I studied the star that Cam drew next to the address of a flat he was really interested in - even though he was going flat-hunting to find a place to kill himself in - well, I taught him how to draw starts like that. Oh I cried then, outlining the star with my finger, my head bowed down because I never knew back when we were kids and he asked me how I draw my stars so well and I showed him and he conquered it straight away ... I never knew he'd draw a star in the saddest book in the world. But he did draw that star, like a line in the sand. I need to let go of that star he drew, too. And I will.

Cam are you a star now? Did you fall asleep in life and wake up in death and think holy shit Eed was right? I still think I was right .. you didn't know everything, turdburger. Is it ok if I soften my grasp on the grief now? Because I gave birth to these two magnificent stars and they need all of me, every last drop I can give. I'm sure you'll understand. Are you cracking choad jokes in the afterlife? Do you welcome the suicide bombers with "Hey guys - looks like there's no twenty-seven virgins here for you after all." Or do those guys guy to hell. Is there a purgatory because the Catholics think you're in it. Fucking Catholics and their guilt! Are you waiting for me? Will I see you again? Can you see me? What's your address I'll postpak you your chopsticks, a box of almonds, and your drivers license. What car you driving these days? I'm driving a manual and every single time I stall it I can hear you laughing at me. Can you please please protect my boys and say hi to Jesus for me and tell him I'm doing real well. Am I talking to air right now? You never came to me in my dreams the way I totally expected you to. Maybe you will, maybe you won't.

Either way, I'm doing just fine and I hope that's ok with you and not a betrayal but when you left you left everybody who loved you. You left me. And it HURT.

There's this black cat who lives next door and she had to have her tail amputated recently and it spun her out for months. She grieved her tail so bad and hid under the bed and wouldn't come out. I see her now, basking in the morning autumn sun. When she looks back at where her tail used to be she's confused and it makes me cry. She's learning to live without it but I'm pretty sure she'll never forget that for her whole life she had the most beautiful and long slinky tail.

Now her tail stump looks like a choad and I wanted to ring and tell you but you're not here. So I laughed by myself because come on, a cat choadtail? And then I stopped laughing and basked in the sun next to her.

And it was good.

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(Writing on here is my only source of income right now. I've paid for school excursions, meals, a few pokemon cards. But mostly rent and bills. It won't always be this way but right now it is. I'm working my way through the embarrassment ... I'm so sincerely grateful. Every donation comes with an email address and usually a comment. I read them crying and will respond to every goddamn one but I don't have wi-fi and have to go to the library to do it. Thank you. So much.)







Sunday, 1 May 2016

YOU NEED HELP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU JUST GET HELP

The other night I was at Central Station at peak hour and this guy was sitting there with a cardboard sign asking for money. I usually always chuck money in when people need it but this time I couldn’t so to him, I was just another faceless, nameless arsehole walking past him without acknowledging his existence. At that very moment he started shouting. “GIVE US SOME FUCKING MONEY YA BUNCH OF CUNTS YOU’RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF CUNTS.” Nobody reacted because everybody at peak hour appears so composed and together and normal and content and some people are none of those things and they get frustrated and call everyone a bunch of cunts.

I was in the city for an appointment with Black Dog founder Professor Gordon Parker because of this. Some days are diamonds, some days are coal. I’ve been in coal lately. Down a coal mine. One of the last jobs my brother Cam had in his lifetime was working as a miner over in Western Australia. He wasn’t one of those miners who blew all their money on booze and hookers. He’d go back to his mining house/room I don’t know what his accommodation looked like but I do know that he was so incredibly lonely at night he’d zone out watching movies. And weep. And not sleep properly .. sometimes call me. “Eed, I’m not doing that well.” 

But I was on the other side of the country and felt quite useless to him and actually useless in the world in general. A lot of people in life feel unworthy, unloved, lonely, dejected, fucked up, annihilated, hopeless. It’s so easy to say “just get help.” Jesus I’ve been "getting help” on and off my entire life since I was nineteen years old living in Manly wondering why I kept wanting to die all the time and perhaps there was something wrong with feeling like that? I’ve had some really crap therapists over the years.

Once I’d been seeing this woman for a few weeks and she was just useless. Utterly useless. The third session she was actually leaning forward in her seat, mouth agape, and asked me what happened next. What happened next? Like I was some kind of entertainment freakshow and she just couldn’t WAIT for me to tell her more juicy stories?

“What happened next? Are you serious?? Would you like some fucking popcorn?” Walked out, never went back. The look on her face as I left was of confusion, I think because she probably didn’t understand the popcorn reference. Walk a mile in my size ten feet, lady. I ain’t here for your entertainment and I never learnt how to tap-dance.

For over twenty years now I’ve been in and out of psych wards, rehabs, in-stay mental health facilities, halfway houses. I got so much help it’s a wonder there is any help left for anybody else I’ve been so greedy in help getting? The first rehab I ever went to was Phoenix House in Manly. Fucked a guy called Eli on the second day. He taught me more than all of the therapists there combined … one night he was rostered on to do the dishes and he goes

“I’m going to do the dishes. And when I’m washing the dishes, I’m just going to be washing the dishes. Not thinking or worrying about anything else. I’m just going wash the dishes.” 

Years later I read that zen quote: “Before enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.” And it reminded me of Eli. I wondered how he was going. He’d had a pretty fucked-up life as a male prostitute.

So anyway if you need help just get help, right? You know what getting help is like? Completely mortifying and embarrassing, like you’re a big failure who can’t live properly but you now, it’s pretty hard to be full of feelings and emotions and live properly. Is it the world that is broken, or am I?

So the other day I got a train all the way down to see Professor Parker because I am one of his patients and he has diagnosed me with Bipolar 2 which is a chemical disease of the brain. Pretty sure my brother had it too. Maybe, we’ll never know. Cam and I had different fathers but on all sides of our family there is history of mental health issues, anxiety, violence, depression, etc.

The thing about getting help that I’m only just realising now at the ripe age of 44 is that after you get help …. you still need to get help. Broken souls aren't just for Christmas, you guys. They’re for LIFE.

I signed in to the orange building and filled out my visitor card.


Spoke to Prof Parks for a while. We re-negotiated my meds, made sure I was ok with what I’m on (Prozac, Lamotrigine, and Seroquel if anybody’s interested.) I explained to him the intense and utter hopeless I’ve been experiencing lately .. it’s a bit tricky right now because there’s actual life stuff happing concurrently with my diagnosis and treatment. Sometimes it’s hard to distinguish or extinguish the reasons. It’s so hard! This very morning I woke up with RAMPANT ANXIETY shaking like a leaf, formulating apologies in my head because I’m a walking apology. So my affirmation I made up on the spot this morning was “For fucks sake Eden, it’s not like you’re Hitler.” I really should get some kind of soothing affirmation book. So. We get help, and then get more help. Then either hide the fact we’re getting help because of the stigma. Or we stop getting help. Then get more help because I was diagnosed with this shit back in 2012 and I went on meds back then but I was getting told I didn’t need meds I just needed to go for a walk. I went off all my meds, my brother killed himself, I left the family home because grief annihilated every cell in my body and made me look at everything around me differently. I very literally lost my mind for a few days and I can’t write about that yet because I don’t want it used against me. After you become known as “a person who needs to get help” .. people can treat you different. "What is WRONG with you? You’re off your head. You’re fucken CRAZY. Do you need to go back in somewhere, to get more help?" 

NO I HAVE GOTTEN ALL OF THE HELP THANK YOU I AM DOING REALLY VERY WELL. Today I cleaned my whole apartment, dealt with the incredibly stressful experience that is the Aldi checkout, did all my clothes washing, changed my sheets, and bought a weeks worth of food for myself and my son. Now I’m listening to Sia through my headphones. And I’m writing. I’m not doing anything “wrong.” My brain’s a tad fucked up, always will be. I started with a brand new counsellor last week and she’s incredible. She even gave me homework. My bro don’t want to get help because “I don’t want the stigma, Eed.” I can clearly see what he means. Stigma kills. People die from not getting help so I reckon fuck stigma. Fuck it. Own yourself and your pain, do something about it. Clearly in that bread video above, I was having a horrendous day .. you can see it in my dead eyes. I’m going to feel like that again, yesiree. But then the wind changes and you do your hair and eat a banana. Even phone a friend. Buy Pokemon cards and hide them somewhere and draw a treasure map but then your son goes straight to where they were hidden anyway because he just knows shit and sometimes his insight freaks me out.

I’m building a solid foundation of strength in myself, I’ve stopped avoiding mirrors, maybe I’m doing ok after all and frankly it’s about fucking time. Anyway so I filmed this for you. Yeah you .. the ones who need to see it right very now. I see you. You’re beautiful.







Sunday, 24 April 2016

Two Sacred Scars.

Just went into a service station and the sight of the killer python lollies on the counter made me completely lose it. Walked back and got into the car very silent but I told my friend Anna who was driving that I had to tell her something. She’s the kind of person I can have a breakdown in front of and sob loudly about killer pythons and she didn’t bat an eyelid. Just listened, driving her big white van back up the mountain.

“Well it’s just .. this kind of shit happens all the time and I usually hold it in. But I just saw the killer pythons on the counter when I was paying for my water and nearly every time me and the boys would go to Civic Video we’d always get a killer python each because we love them and that will never happen again Anna. I will never go to a video shop with my boys and buy killer pythons together ever ever again because everything’s all changed and got fucked up and it just hurts SO BAD. It hurts so bad!” 

Sat in her car weeping like a willow, weeping and weeping and it wasn’t about the killer pythons. It had nothing to do with the killer pythons really it’s just that a particular era of my mothering has unceremoniously finished and it burns. So bad. And yesterday was changeover day so I come back to an empty place and even though I’m minding a cockatiel at the moment I have this empty nest that I never prepared for.

The last few years .. the fuck just happened? I crumble without my boys I crumble a LOT but mostly about my boys. My boys are not mine, we don’t own our children but I’ve got two caesarean scars on my lower stomach. Two - one for each son. The other night I was telling Rocco about the two scars, how the doctor wouldn’t cut over Max’s scar so when I had Rocco they cut me a new scar.

“I got my own scar?” 
“Yes.” 
“Is it on top of Max’s?” 
“Yes.” 
FISTPUMP. 
“MY SCAR WINS!!” 

Tattoos are scars. I got plenty of tatts and they all mean something but nothing ever comes close to these two scars. It’s amazing how little they are. (Literally just measured them with a ruler - nine centimetres long.)

Anna said all the right things for me to calm down. Helped me look at things just that little bit differently. I don’t have many friends I can cry about killer pythons to. Can’t remember what words she used but they were all wise and true and soothing. In the end she said that one day she’ll probably be wailing about the Kinder surprises she buys her son and we laughed so hard. I’m not Robinson Fucken Crusoe with my feelings. There is a time for pythons, a time for Kinder toys, and a time to let life take its course even when things don’t go the way you thought.

I’m home now, writing this and the cocktail keeps singing the Darth Vader tune over and over so I just told him to shut the fuck up. I’m a monster.

Woke up at 7am this morning and got up to greet the day. Went back to bed at 7.10am this morning with the day ungreeten. You know how mornings are hard, days are hard, nights are hard, and all the hard in-between? #hard

Anna text me at 11am to see if I was still coming and I said fine but I haven’t had a shower. She told me to put some comfy clothes on and just get my arse to her place. Which I did and then we drove to Cabramatta.

I thought I would never go back to Cabra ever again. It had a bad name in the nineties but it doesn’t anymore, I was tagging along with Anna because she gets all her fresh produce there. She cooks THE BEST ASIAN FOOD and has a long-standing love affair with Vietnam.

Let’s go to Vietnam together, I say. Of course, she says. 

My whole day turned around. People and colour and smells and crazy little shops and the FOOD. But mostly I was hanging with strong decent women with good values and hearts and that shit rubs off like osmosis.

We had Vietnamese coffee. Anna just ordered it willy nilly and I joked that it would be iced - she said it was iced. I’ve never had nor desired an ice coffee in my life until today. I’m open to new things. We only live seventeen thousand four hundred and fifty three times so we may as well grab life by the balls while we still can amirite?

Kylie, Anna, and 'Ole Sad-Eyes. Drinking and enjoying a fucking iced coffee.

I got really excited and wanted to experience everything and buy everything and explore everything. For example this knife - I almost bought this knife simply because it was the biggest Uncle Chop-Chop knife I’ve ever seen in my life oh it felt powerful to hold.


Didn’t buy it. I sleep with a handmade machete I bought in Niger a few years back. I bought two - one for each of my caesarean scars to give to them when they’re 18. Rocco always plays with his when he comes over.

So I greeted the day after all, at about 4pm. Least it got eventually gret. Some days I never greet the day. Operate on autopilot, doing things, pine for dusk.

All I bought today was some kitchen wipes, bobby pins, a packet of cotton buds, and three pairs of mens socks for a dollar each.

Today I did not do what my head kept telling me to do which was to stay in bed and cry and be morose and hide. I hide a lot. Grocery shopping can be terrifying. I happen to unfortunately have a head that wants to kill me, keep me isolated, tell me lies, and frankly is just out to get me.

For some reason I thought of my brother Cam a lot today and wondered what his birthday is going to feel like this year. And his suicidaversary .. will that just gradually ease as time moves on? Only time will tell even though I don’t believe in time. I believe in Jesus and have been praying a lot lately, usually prayers of “please” or “help” or “thank you.” Lately I’m a one-word pray person. God’s cool with that. Rocco looked at my framed Jesus picture on the wall and asked why Jesus had a hamburger heart? I said mate that’s His sacred heart.

“Looks like a burger to me.”

Laughed so much I cried. Cam would have laughed too. Cam had the best laugh. I miss it.  I miss so many things!

Found a photo of my grandmother and put it on my fridge. Spoke to her too .. speaking to a lot of dead people lately which is good it must mean my belief is coming back. Today in Cabramatta for a few hours I forgot all about dead brothers and missing sons and time and family break-ups and angry burger hearts. I just found joy in weird fruit.


“Anna, do custard apples taste like custard? Anna all of the shoes in the shoe shop are too small. Anna I DON’T DO iced coffees! Anna is this real chill or sweet chilli because I fucken hate sweet chilli ANNA THESE ARE THE BEST WONTONS IN THE WORLD CAN I COME BACK WITH YOU NEXT WEEK."


It started raining so we left. I took a photo of my starsign in the fish shop near the car park. Then we drove back up the mountains, stopping only for petrol and killer python breakdowns. Got through it, you guys. I didn’t do anything bad or wrong or fucked up or vicious, just did the day. Which also gives me a fighting chance of being able to do tomorrow too which means you can too but let’s not get ahead of ourselves. I’m alone tonight. Except for a noisy cockatiel. I have the fire on. My boys might not ever come to the video shop with me again maybe I can deal with that. (Actually my fines are about $150 so I’ll never go there again anyway what am I complaining about.)

Max and Rocco came from my belly I got the scars to prove it. I got scars everywhere, we all do. And you can’t put a scar on a scar. A scar isn’t just for christmas, it’s for life. I can choose to pick the killer python scars and make them bleed or I can accept them, maybe let them go. What other choice do I have - kill myself? OH I DON'T THINK SO.

Letting go.

Letting go just means deciding what to hold on to.


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(I've another two posts coming up ready to go. They're Too Big. Which means they're perfect. Thank you .. for reading. And giving. Thank you so much.)







Friday, 15 April 2016

There Was Blood On My Face.

I’m onstage knees weak arms are heavy, struck by having absolutely nothing to say.

I can’t think of anything inspirational or incredible at all so I may as well tell you the Shaggy Dog Toothbrush story. One day when I was in year two at St Cecilia’s Primary School Balgowlah the teacher Mrs Walsh casually announced to us that the next day a dentist would be visiting each classroom to talk about teeth and oral hygiene.

Class, please bring in all of your toothbrushes because he’s going to inspect them. And there better not be any shaggy dogs!” We filed out of class and I felt this sinking feeling. As soon as I got home I went to the bathroom and sure enough, I picked up my toothbrush and it was a shaggy dog. The bristles were like the parting on the back of an Old English Sheep Dog.

I HAD A SHAGGY DOG TOOTHBRUSH AND A DENTIST WAS GOING TO INSPECT IT TOMORROW IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS AND I WAS GOING TO GET INTO SO MUCH TROUBLE EVERYBODY WOULD PROBABLY LAUGH AND MRS WALSH WOULD BE FURIOUS.

The whole afternoon and night it consumed me. Wracked with worry and fear and utter dread. I went to bed and just lay there petrified looking up at the ceiling. I had a shaggy dog toothbrush. It was the worst thing in the entire world. I hardly slept, got up the next morning, shamefully put my shaggy dog in my schoolbag and off I went. That morning was excruciating. Finally after recess the dentist walked into our classroom. He spoke for a while but I didn’t hear anything. He told us to all line up with our toothbrushes.

Oh my god. I stood in line, hearing him check out the other kids brushes. “Fine. Yes. Very good.” Then it was my turn and I could do nothing but hold up my toothbrush to him. Waiting for the onslaught. “Oh, looks like somebody needs a new toothbrush.” Very kindly, the dentist gave me a new one out of his dentist bag, smiled at me, and I walked off. Clutcing a new goddamn toothbrush. The sky did not fall. Everything was ok, nobody laughed and I didn’t get in trouble. I’ll never forget this shaggy dog story .. many times I've wondered why I didn’t just NOT take my toothbrush to school, tell the dentist I forgot.

Years later I was reading this little set of board books to Max when he was about four years old. “Angry” “Sad” “Scared” “Happy.” These little books blew my mind. I was an adult learning about feelings at the exact same time my young sons was learning about feelings? I’d gone all these years without really thinking about what I was feeling and why. Kind of important.

Maybe long division and calculus and a bit of the boring bits of geography can be pushed aside in schools and replaced with things like family dynamics, mental health, learning about money .. and strong feelings? I’ve had vicious anxiety my entire life. Crippling, mainly first thing in the morning when I wake up. At the moment it is quite annihilating and debilitating. I don’t leave my house much. I do meetings and go to doctors appointments and the mechanics but scurry home to coffee sachets and mindless episodes of Supernatural. Currently reading a book called “Chicken Soup For The Womens Soul.” Struggling to do my washing and when I do make it to the supermarket I scurry down aisles so fast throwing easy meals in my basket so quick. Self-service check-outs are perfect for terrified introverts. Sometimes I do the old trick of pretending to be on my phone - it’s always best to turn it off first so it doesn’t randomly ring in my ear.

It’s hard to even answer the phone. I’m on a retreat inside myself. It happens from time-to-time. I’ll come up for air soon. Always do. I feel terrified and overwhelmed with sorrow. Not grief - I asked my mum if she’d like me to send my brothers wallet to her. I don’t want it anymore. I might give it to her in person instead, it’s kind of hard to look at Cam's cards in there because most of them are still valid. His drivers license expires on Rocco’s eighth birthday.

All of my focus and attention and energy are being geared towards my boys.

I knew separation and living apart from my children would be hard but I never expected this. It’s horrendous and the reason why I run through supermarkets is because I used to push a trolley around and fill it to the brim of groceries for a large family. It burns. I wear sunglasses to hide my sad.

So. All of these feelings and undercurrents and doubts and I am FUCKED. UP. Religiously taking my meds. If I don’t take something to help me sleep I just do not sleep. I ran out of anti-depressants last week and haven’t refilled them yet so I’ll talk to the Professor of the Black Dog next week about it. Getting all the help does not mean we are magically cured. Shit’s still hard.



I need to say thank you, a huge deep thank you to every single person who donated through my PayPal button. I cried. And cried, at the generosity and the BELIEF you have in me .. makes me believe in me. Cannot thank you enough. I was able to pay a months rent, my gas bill, my overdue phone bill, and register my car. Thank you so so so much. Writing is the only thing I’ve done consistently all these years and it helps and heals me and I can always tell when I’ve written an inappropriate post because I wake up in the morning thinking “EDEN YOU CANNOT WRITE SHIT LIKE THAT.” But I have and I did and there it is. And the comments and love and emails I receive mean that I am not alone which means you are not alone.

So this blog entry was about how I can’t write a blog entry because I’m paralysed by merely existing. I’m trying so hard to finally love and give myself some respect for the first time in my life. In the face of a lot of turned backs. Mostly my fault, possibly probably who knows. My friend tells me to do the next right thing, go for walks, eat well. And when I do those things my god - who knew?! I have a group of beautiful friends. I turned to my friend Elizabeth the other day and said hey guess what - I just realised that the logo for Target is actually a target! She laughed so hard. It’s good to laugh. I like admitting things I don’t know like that time I was on a boat in some river in Uganda and somebody said the Nile and I was all OMG ARE WE ON THE RIVER NILE? And all the German tourists looked at me like, wow. Didn’t care. Just put my hand in the water and trickled it down my head and turned to my friend Lou: “Just baptised myself in the River Nile.” She didn’t bat an eyelid. So. there you have it. I promised Big Writing here and I don’t quite feel I’m up to form today so guess what I just found something I wrote last December. I’ve started writing a memoir so many times .. there’s random beginnings in my computer all over the place. And you don’t even have to start at the beginning, some of the best stories start at the end and make their way backwards. No rules, man.

In conclusion I’m an emotional wreck but I refuse to crumble like a sack of shit; I’ve been meeting up with rich and beautiful women like my friend Carla and her friend Tess and Anna gave me frozen dinners and my friend Darren happened to be in Katoomba and this amazing serendipitous thing happened. My neighbour Jeff and I have our last photoshoot soon for the Head On Festival .. as soon as we find someone to make me some antlers.

Here's a piece I wrote about the first night of entering the worst rehab facility ever last June. It’s only a few paragraphs, all entirely true. Thank you again. for believing in me. Thank you for helping me feel like I’m worth something. You’re worth a hell of a lot too .. it’s so hard for some of us to accept that. See you soon, Computer. I love you .. I honestly love you.

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There was blood all over my face. Which isn’t that shocking when you think about it because most of us get born with somebody else’s blood on our faces. Kicking and screaming oh god NO not this world! Put me back deep inside my mother where it’s dark and safe. 

I did not order this light at the end of the tunnel. 

Some of us die with blood on our faces but that’s not the point. The point here is that there was blood accidentally all over my face. Dark crimson. My own blood.  Unexpectedly I had gotten my period. You’d think that at 43 years of age a woman knows when her period is due however I’m not great with clocks and numbers and times. I’m a more moon whimsy messy warrior type of female. A warrior - YES. That’s it. I had blood all over my face because I was a warrior. Does that not make perfect sense? Is perfect sense like perfect science? Why do women bleed, Iggy. 

As I’d pulled down my underpants my fingers slipped and menstrual blood flicked upwards straight onto my face. So shocked I didn’t even wipe it away, turning around to the mirror. It was like a perfect axe wound, a literal bloodline placed across from my forehead right down to my top lip. Diagonally. It looked like I’d been in battle … which in essence I had because I was standing in a small bathroom which smelt of damp in one of Australia's alleged top psychiatric facilities. It had taken my whole life to lead up until this very moment. 

Do you ever think that when something happens? You’re standing holding a vomiting child in a carpark or you start weeping in the movies because of one sentence one character says or you’re in the middle of a sex act that goes desperately wrong and you just think, “Wow. It’s taken my whole life to lead to this very moment.” A nurse suddenly burst into the unlocked bathroom because as a brand new patient I was on Category Three which meant constant surveillance and as I turned from the mirror to the nurse I had a a strong desire to turn back to the mirror again because MAN did I look fucking cool with deep red warrior blood diagonally across my face. The nurse didn’t know what to do and in retrospect, neither did I. I can’t recall her name but it was of a flower … Poppy? Marigold? Daisy? 

She just gasped out loud, a real gasp and stood as frozen as me and all she had to say was: 

“Oh Eden. What have you done?” 

 I was already thinking the very same thing since I’d arrived about half an hour before. 

Oh Eden .. what have you done? What have you done?









Friday, 8 April 2016

There's More Than One Way To Lose Your Virginity.

                                              Image: Jeff Davies Photographer

As a young girl I used to roller skate around my street in red and white boot lace-ups oh they were so cool. After school I zoomed so fast furiously and dangerously around corners, down hills in front of cars. I'd skate from house to house, opening mailboxes, knocking on doors, making dogs bark, swearing at the local boys.

I've always been strange.

Once I swallowed a little gold cross that my grandmother gave me for my First Holy Communion and for a few days I felt so incredibly special and holy because JESUS WAS IN ME. Then - well, nature took its course. I won't say what I did exactly but I ended up soaking that gold cross in laundry detergent and putting it back on my chain. In church I'd sit uncomfortably with God's eyes upon me because He knew a gold cross had passed through my whole body. Which is quite weird and disgusting.

I was a weird and disgusting, odd little girl. When I was little I'd tell myself over and over to never, ever forget what it was like to be a kid. A plea to my future self - "Don't ever forget what it feels like to be young!" Why would I tell myself that, over and over? (I never did forget.)

And so .. here's this website called Edenland I've been writing on for ten years. I've written some pearlers on here you guys. Things I'm probably not supposed to write but I did anyway, faced down my shame, owned my stories by telling them.

Presently living in a flat in Katoomba Street right near the police station which keeps me honest AND safe. I'm scrambling emotionally, legally, financially, mentally. Somebody who was once very close to me told me that the one thing he was amazed about me was that I keep getting back up. It was a huge and rare compliment.

I'm working on myself every day. Start with a new counsellor soon. I don't write here how I howl on my haunches on the kitchen floor for at least an hour at a time. Road's been tough, especially this past year oh glory. And I've mostly swallowed it all and risen above but it's hard.

Demons and angels. Rising and falling down. All of it, out to play. I get strange looks whenever I walk around town, in Sydney too. So, maybe I'm ready for this next bit. I have nothing to hide and my story isn't finished. I'm writing like I've got nothing to lose because I've got nothing left to lose.

A few times I've attempted to make money on this website. I even had an agent for a bit EARN MILLIONS BLOGGING ASK ME HOW. It failed dismally because I write about mental health, breakdowns, the deaths, the suicide of my brother, the pain of recovery, a messy divorce, mothering my boys through a horrendous family breakdown.

For the next little bit - maybe a month, maybe more .. every blog post entry you read here will be set on fire. Written the hell out of, carefully crafted, sometimes shocking, always true and real. The stuff we don't see on people's social media showreels. This'll be more like a showreal pass the popcorn and move over on the couch you guys - the HELL is going to happen next?

The next entries on Edenland are going to be unlike any other. A culmination. Perhaps the peak of my career? I guarantee it'll be the best writing I've ever done in my life. That's a big call. My self-loathing is disastrous but I *know* I can write. Feet fail me not. Are you in? Are you ready? Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. Such writing includes but is not limited to:

Losing my virginity at nineteen years old. Six moths later I was working in my first brothel.

Taking red wine in a plastic drink bottle to primary school and charge my friends for sips.

Last year between the months of February and May I lost my mind and soul. I was getting blackmailed. Pure evil. Never been so close to death before.

One week I was at Kirribilli House interviewing the Prime Minister than I interviewed a prostitute called Honey in Kings Cross then I appeared on The Project that night and the week after all that I was in the local nuthouse section of the hospital Eden what is *wrong* with you?!

Once when I was about ten years old I took my tan-coloured doona cover off my bed, washed it in the washing machine, hung it on the pool fence and when I walked outside to get it off IT WAS BRIGHT BLUE. It was blue. It was beautiful.

The reason I stick up for people who can't stick up themselves and do charity work for World Vision and give homeless people money is because I was relentlessly and systematically bullied throughout my childhood all the way through to adulthood. I'm no saint, but I am the family scapegoat. My brother Cam was too. He's dead now. Lucky I'm an escapegoat too.

Domestic violence has been present my whole life. It's confusing, am I not a tough tough woman who takes no shit?

You know how you get through? By acknowledging things are ungetthroughable. Doesn't make sense.

I've saved my best stories for last. For you, always for you! My writing chops are hungry and I don't have time to sign up to a book deal I need to do it now. It's urgent and imperative and about time. I forgot that I always used to write Big.  I'm writing Big, again. A memoir, written in real-time. Are you in? Ready to step into this?

Because here's where a kind of barter system comes in. I've given myself away here for free for so many years now. Connecting with you has been the best and biggest reward. I fail at most all other things in life but I dig writing because I dig up the right words to write with. Hammering vowels and consonants out on an anvil of wordsmithery.

So, I need a big favour ... up goes a PayPal button. In my sidebar and at the end of every upcoming blog post. Ugh do you hate me now? I'm so sorry. I'm not doing this lightly I kind of need to do this. I hope it doesn't offend people and I hope you understand as I don't ask this lightly. Coercion, things are uncertain. I need to pay my rent so I have a place for my boys to stay.

I am working at jobs in real life but I need things like food, electricity, gas, medications. The odd coffee sachet. In Cheryl Strayed's words, I am about to "Write like a motherfucker." It's going to be relieving and revealing and cathartic and embarrassing and I'll go way too far YOU CANNOT WRITE THAT EDEN. But for the next few months I will write Big for whoever needs to read it. If anything it will be fascinating as I'll be completely transparent. It's like a writing experiment. To write, hopefully earn enough to keep writing and also keep a roof over my head until I am financially stable enough to do it on my own. Then at the end I can cement them all together into an e-book or something.

So there it is. Mortifying, really. Also fascinating? I've got no goods or services to offer you ... just my words, my heart, my truth and my life. Lately I've had to try to convince others that I'm worth something but you can't convince goddamn anyone of your worth. We have to believe it ourselves. I  like to think I'm worth something.

For a taste, a teaser in no particular order ..  here's some writing I've prepared earlier which I've written the hell out of. Dangerous writing, man. The best kind.

WHO ARE THE PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD?
Talking to invisible people in New York City.

GOD IS A BLOGGER
The original and the best.

WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARS
One of my favourite ever blog posts. I've never forgotten this guy. And I still can't believe I didn't piss my pants all over my car.

THE FORCE OF WHAT'S ATTACKING US
Haters on the internet .. one of my favourite posts.

EVERY LITTLE THING
I was chosen to read this blog post out at BlogHer in the USA. I'm so tricking proud of what we did. (Hey Vee xxx)

HOW TO BLOG
This post is - funnily enough, on how to blog.

THE WOMEN AND THE COLOURS
Incredible women I met when I went to India for World Vision.

CAMBO. MY LITTLE BAM-BAM.
The first time I ever wrote about my brother online. It was hard to write about him knowing how depressed and suicidal he was. Now he's gone, taken by depression and suicide.

I AM MUMMYBLOGGER
Call me mummyblogger again, I double-dare ya.

THE 360 DEGREES OF A CIRCLE
When my mum Sue and I went to the U2 concert together.


AWAKE AT A WAKE
Why we should all live as if we've just been to a funeral.

IF ONE WOMAN WERE TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT HER LIFE .. THE WORLD WOULD SPLIT OPEN.
Setting myself on fire every day.

NATHAN.
I still think of him.

TEN LATE NEWS. AND CATMAN.
The ongoing-saga of my relationship with Julia Gillard.

DRIVE
My husband had never met his father. So I found him and they met.

HOW TO LIVE
(Yeah because I'm a total expert on this.)

THIS IS THE ONLY BLOG POST I CAME TO INDIA TO WRITE
A World Vision.

THE LESSON OF JOE HOCKEY AND THE TELL-ALL RECEPTIONIST
This is actually an article on the Financial Review about a blog post I wrote about how Joe Hockey pissed me off when I was a receptionist. Lol.

TELL ME YOUR FUNERAL SONG
No seriously, tell me your funeral song.

BROTHERHOOD
My boys. My boys.

So there's some light reading. And here's a PayPal button if you happen to like what I write. And if you are interested to see what I write next .. because I got some doozies. Come - it's going to be an awfully big adventure. xx





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