God Checked Her Twitter.

God has had ENOUGH. She doesn't know what it all means anymore. She wonders if she's even real.

I told her to look at this lizard.

This lizard doesn't believe in itself. It's just sitting in the sun being a lizard.

God said she hates her name. I told her it was just a label.

I told her all the crap about the sun being behind a dark cloud, soon it will shift, darkest before the dawn etc.

God checked her twitter and rolled her eyes.

"Get back here when I'm talking to you! Don't make me come up there!"

She said she'd try harder, if I did.

Deal.

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