Friday, 16 December 2011

I told him he could choose one.


He stood behind me, waiting patiently.

"Mate, I said one TOY. Not one whole box of toys."

The sweetest blue eyes stared at me as he half-hunched over and spoke like Robert De fucking Niro.

"I. Chose. One."

He got none.


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4 comments:

  1. He's a thinker, that one. He's always thinking of how to win the game. Shows how smart he is!

    Reminds me of Jason, who in my desperate attempt to potty train, was rewarded with a matchbox car for every pee. The little shit figured out that he could empty his bladder half way and then go twice in a 10 minute time frame and earn 2 cars rather than just one. I am embarrassed to say that he earned 17 cars in one day before I clued in to what he was doing. :-/

    Many hugs.

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  2. But, but...look how cute he is! Ha!

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