Sunday, 2 October 2011

My Sunday Porno.

Kidding, it's not really a porno. But it *could* be, if I hired a Swedish film crew and some buxom actors.

30 comments:

  1. WE OWN NEVER ENDING STORY!! My kids love it! I laughed so hard and so loud and so long at your mushroom cut. Laughed and laughed and laughed. You fucking hilarious bitch.

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  2. Your porno set is one of a kind and I love that you laugh at yourself in a vlog! And I feel like a bitch but I totally laughed at your old haircut.

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  3. I only laughed a little bit. I promise.

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  4. Every kid has at least one bad haircut. Maybe 2. My dad cut my hair till I was about 10, so I have at least 4 - mostly bowl haircuts too. Hot!

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  5. Aww man that was great! More people should post this kinda shit... To be honest tho..I probably wouldn't have read it if it wernt for the word PORNO...Soooo yeah..a little disappointed.!! Hahaha...

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  6. Why do you not live in your bathtub. Seriously that is one kick arse bathtub.

    In our first home our ensuite toilet had a similar view. Not quite the same though floating in a nice tub with a view versus having your daily constitutional with a view.

    And I did a very quiet snigger at the photo . But laughed a bit louder at your credits.

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  7. I didn't laugh. Instead I remembered my own hideous haircut in high school and cringed a little. Ah, good times.

    Hilarious, as always xx

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  8. So before you even brought up your hair I was sitting here thinking "Man Eden is rocking that new haircut"
    I think it's a right of passage to have an awful haircut in one's life. We've all had one, right? Right?

    Your bathrom! That view! Your bath! I die!

    What is up with this stupid rain? I sent Bluey off to my parents with Mr Black today just so I could have an hour to myself. I ended up cleaning the house. Fail.

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  9. I totally get what you mean about being a chameleon (red, gold and green). ;)

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  10. I only laughed because I am a redhead - and as a redhead know that a bad haircut looks even worse in red-head technicolour.
    And also because I had a quite similar haircut at one point. It was bad. So. Bad. I was 7, so there wasn't a whole lot of social standing to be lost. But it was bad.
    And also, you have a SAUNA you can hide in? It must be soundproof or something because I heard NO evidence of children living in your house.
    And also, can Dave build me a "sauna" that is really a panic room? Not to keep me and my children safe from intruders. Just to keep me safe from my children.
    That is all.

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  11. I may have snorted ;) but you heard me, right? And I'm also up for a buxom acting role, so long as I get an advance on my millions to have my bosies hoiked up off my belly button first.

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  12. Nope, no laughing here. To freakin stunned that you compared the two. FFS you deserve slapping for thinking there's a comparison to be made. Honestly, it rips, you rip, I'm jealous. Mrs Mia Wallace would be jealous. You are so playing with the cool kids now. (okay im hoping you'll still let me play so I can be playing with the cool kids too lol).
    Loved the vlog, made for lots of smiles.
    FMIDK / Suze

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  13. Geez man, all was going well to you mentioned the horse.

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  14. Have you ever considered doing stand up? You so should you are effing hilarious...I think I'll go to bed and dream about your sauna and your haircut from school...I don't think it will be a porn movie but who knows the depths of my weirdness! Girl crushness!
    Nicole x

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  15. My mum had a sauna in her old house (she is Finnish, of COURSE she had a sauna) and I tell you what, if those walls could talk!

    LOOOOVE the 'do Eden, definitely no mushrooms on you. I also had a dud haircut when I was about 10 or 11, hairdresser thought if we cut my very long straight hair short it'd go curly (I desperately wanted curls). It didn't. Hair fail.

    Looking good gorgeous. xo

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  16. I didn't laugh. You told me not to, so I didn't! I might have smiled a bit but to be honest I have a soft spot in my heart for the mushroom - so much better than the huge banger hair with the vertical bangs that ruled my school in those days. The mushroom was sort of the cool alternative kids' haircut, so no matter what, I'll always think it looks ok.

    As soon as I saw you in the sauna, i knew you were hiding from your kids. Wish I had a sauna and that my kid was old enough to hide from sometimes...

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  17. I'd watch Downton Abbey with you anytime. I hear the second season (?) is already out ... or it's coming out in December. But that's in the UK. Not sure when it will get around here.

    The hair still rocks.

    Mwah.

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  18. OK just wanted to say, sorry, I laughed, but that was classic. And I'd be lying if I didn't say we've all got a crap kid hair do shot.
    Oh you make me laugh.

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  19. I love me a Edenland VLOG - it's like we have caught up properly. Thanks I needed that this morning, because it's FUCKING RAINING AGAIN AND MY HUSBAND CONTINUES TO WORK. I think we are going to Big W today. For an outing.

    Wow.

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  20. I loved Downton Abbey! Also, I'm pretty sure I had that haircut. In college. But, I it was an improvement over the 10 year awkward stage I endured from the moment I lost my first tooth. Also, my mom apparently hated my hair and kept giving me awful haircuts.

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  21. I am with you on the footy!! We just spent a rainy weekend cooped up in a little pop top caravan on the south west coast of victoria. FREEZING..

    I had a hair do just like that too, only I had a little more frullet than yours...mmmm so nice.

    I just tried to make teepees for the kids outside, but they just look like sticks with sheets half falling off them...and because we don't have any video shops close by, I think I am going to take them to the ice cream shop instead.

    Hope max liked the movie.

    You make me laugh too.

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  22. I did NOT laugh at your haircut.

    I did gasp, though.

    ANd I did cover my mouth in horror, but I DID NOT LAUGH.

    xo

    also: you know what DVD you'd love? Grey Gardens. Yes, you would.

    xo

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  23. I am so very jealous of your sauna. Would you and the hubby like to make a trip to North Carolina to visit and build me one?

    Your current haircut is gorgeous and I have pics that outdo your old shot by a bunch.

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  24. Geelong. Manly. You're welcome. What? You don't care? Well I may have giggled at the mushroom. We're even ;-)

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  25. I haven't seen Neverending Story.

    Thanks for ruining it.

    Bitch.

    xx

    (PS I had a poodle perm with the sides shaved. I am pretty sure I win)

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  26. The mushroom was funny. BAD funny.
    You were funny. GOOD funny.
    Loved it.

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  27. I am almost need to keep a notepad next to my laptop when I read/watch your posts. I have so much I want to say.

    1. You have a sauna. I have a home about the size of your sauna. Brilliant.

    2. When you mentioned that horse dying in Never Ending Story I had a mini-anxiety attack inside, because I haven't watched that movie since I was a kid (not even a teen) and I'd forgotten about that. That was pretty traumatic to watch back then, I realise now.

    3. I loved the video shop as a nanny too. We used to take trips there all the time, but never in time to take them back. Lucky I was paying the fees with someone else's money.


    Wishing you well this week with the parenting solo gig. xx

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  28. I was watching this in the car whilst waiting for husband to finish work so we could chuff off home and have dinner when a little voice over my shoulder said "why is that lady talking to you from her toilet mum?".

    a) he thought we were Iphone face talking
    b) he wasn't shocked, just wondering...
    Gab x

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  29. After the 2 minute noodles, hehe. So glad I'm not the only mother who sometimes hides from the kids and bows out of cooking real food.

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