Wednesday, 31 August 2011

It wasn't a catamaran.

It was a chop choppy speedster that made all our tummies go funny. I went snorkelling in my undies because I forgot my bikini bottoms but nobody noticed because I didn't tell them .. that's the trick to life. If you go to a foreign country and forget your bikini bottoms, just wear khaki undies and pretend you bought them as a matching set with your black top and don't say a word.

Own those khakis, baby.

Obviously, people are asking me a lot about my blog and what I write and who I am and where I came from and WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE HERE?

But that's ok. I wear khaki undies. And I'm on a boat. And I'll be home in the blink of an eye and will not go away like this for a very long time.



17 comments:

  1. I would totally have hurled. I get motion sick sitting at my freaking desk chair.

    Have fun!

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  2. You're a stronger woman that I, Ms Eden x

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  3. Oh babe. And who is that giggling with you in the background?! Infectious laughter all the way...

    Xx

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  4. As long as your undies were not a g-string...... Oh who am I kidding!

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  5. I almost hurled watching that!!

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  6. YAY!!! So much fun!!! Khaki undies totally go with hot red hair!

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  7. If someone ever pays my trip to a foreign place I swear I'll wear khaki undies, a black top and dye my hair red as a tribute to you.
    Trick to life - own those khakis, baby.
    It should be a bumper sticker or something.

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  8. I would hurl too, I did on a trip to some island. Onlynyou can rock the khaki undiedaks.

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  9. You rock.. The boat!
    Cannot wait to read the why and where and what of the
    AmbiPur thingy.

    PS do you think you got selected because of the ummmm boy/man smell dominance at your place.... Maybe they read about the PISS weak aimers ..

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  10. Hee hee. You crack me up! And that boat trip - that's where I took the photo I tweeted you!

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  11. that video cracked me up and you totally owned swimming in your undies.

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  12. You know what's going to happen now, don't you? Speedo and all sorts of glam swimming costume companies are going to contact you about making the Eden Riley Bikini.

    Own it, baby.

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  13. BAHAH! Laughing all over again. I love you Eden. xx

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  14. Without a doubt...you are my favorite Ginger.

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