Monday, 19 July 2010

Vlog: Is there a Stepmother of the Year Awards Ceremony?

I'm just walking around having one slow gigantic panic attack.

HOW CAN I FLY HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD WITHOUT MY CHILDREN. WHY AM I GOING TO A BLOGGING CONFERENCE IN NEW YORK CITY. WHAT THE FUCK IS A BLOG ANYWAY. WHO DO I THINK I AM. WHEN IS THE NEXT CATASTROPHE SCHEDULED?

Today was a terrible day, in which I tried to do it all and just failed.

So I did this instead.

Poor Tim - he even went and fetched a lamp from upstairs and let his toast go cold, because he thought I was going to interview him.

Silly boy.

10 comments:

  1. Hehe. I think you were totally rocking it. Truth!

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  2. Oh my god.

    I love it.

    W would do the exact same thing -- and he's TEN.

    I saw a lot of love when he called you a wanker though.

    Really, you can see it.

    Thanks for making me laugh!

    XO

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  3. Brilliant.

    Tim really did look disappointed. (You should interview him for real some time. :)

    Love, LOVED the closing line. Great sign off. $$$

    PS. No need to panic. You will be right at home. Don't doubt it.

    xxoo

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  4. YOU CAN fly halfway across the world because you are coming to see meeeeeeee!

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  5. That. Fucking. RULED!

    Thank you for making me laugh at the end of a long and somewhat difficult day. You're the best.

    XOXO

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  6. OMG I love it! I am still laughing! (My husband, who doesn't have as refined a sense of humor as I, is looking at me like I've grown a horn out of my head, though. Heh heh. What is about the males in our lives?)

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  7. Well, since my 3 year old's favorite phrase is "Stop singing Mommy!" I guess it's universal.

    Love how you suckered him in, though. Hilarious.

    You will have the best time at BlogHer...

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