It all got too much.
I met someone. He is amazing. It's been a secret for a while, I finally told Dave about it on the weekend. And in the interest of keeping myself and my blog honest, I've decided to write about it here.
He's strong, sturdy, and can go all day. He makes me warm, on the inside. And he never cares when I eat all the chocolate.
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My slow cooker. He has never, ever let me down. He makes dinner times manageable. And yummy, and I get all the credit. I've really gotten to know him well, especially as it's the middle of winter here .... and I have discovered recipe bases at the supermarket. So now I just chop stuff up, add the recipe mix, and six hours later my entire house smells beautiful.
Isn't he handsome?
Dave is fine with it. "Whatever makes you happy, hon." Here we are toasting marshmallows together:
..... long walks in the winter afternoons .....
We share a passion for reading. My goodness I'm in love.
Things can get a little hot and heavy. This is what happened after a particularly amazing night of chilli con carne:
We are just one, big happy, dysfunctional family.
Thanks for making me laugh. I was having a particularly shit moment and you lifted my spirits.
ReplyDeleteNow you'll have to share favorite slow cooker recipes!
A. He is handsome.
ReplyDeleteB. You committed to an affair? I just have the odd quickie (tough to do with a slow cooker).
C. You're making me miss
i. winter (it was almost 100 F here today)
ii. smoking
Hilarious!
LOL- he bears a stunning resemblance to my boyfriend, Mr Potato Head.
ReplyDeleteOh holy hell, that was hilarous! I needed a laugh tonight, so thanks :).
ReplyDeleteLoving the crockpot on a leash...so much.
He is actually Mr Potato Head's cousin! And just so you know, the cigarettes are fake. I bought them at the local costume hire place for a dollar each. The lady next to me goes, "What are they for?" And I laughed, and told her the truth. And there were many crickets in that shop and I couldn't get out of there fast enough. The truth being - "Oh, well I have this blog and I want to write a post on how much I'm in love with my slow cooker and take photos of us in various poses and the last photo can be, like, we are in bed together smoking ciggies after, you know .... pretending we had sex but the sex was actually chilli con carne."
ReplyDeleteSwear to God that happened.
CRICKETS I TELL YOU.
LOL.
ReplyDeleteThat's great.
Oh Eden I love ya! You are a real crack up, thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteMate,
ReplyDeleteI totally get it.
I am in a similar torrid affair with my coffee machine.
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at least you don't have to walk the long walk of shame home after use.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!! Well done!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! You so crack me up!
ReplyDeletetoo funny! I also liked the pic of the two of you out on a stroll.
ReplyDeleteHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHahahahahahahahhhehhehehehehehehehehhehehehe
ReplyDeleteoh my gawd, that is hilarious!
BWAH!hahah
Love it!
Who actually took these pics...especially the one taking a walk, I don't think I could get anyone in my family to take those pics for me. HAHAHAHHAHA.
I mean, I love my slow cooker, but not THAT much..heh heh
Hahahaha!!! You are so funny!
ReplyDeleteGod you're funny Eden! I love mine too - he does lamb shank soup in a most spectacular fashion!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle.
OMG this is too funny! At first, I was really concerned for you! What on earth possessed you to write a post like this? :)
ReplyDeletehttp://lambaround.blogspot.com
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Hahaha! I was just looking at mine the other day and thinking about rekindling the flame... :)
ReplyDeleteI *thought* I was laughing hard when I read the post, but I split my sides reading about your visit to the cigarette store!
ReplyDeleteYou are so freaking awesome I want to have an affair with you myself.
Thanks for the much needed laugh!
ReplyDeleteI am doing more of a "lets be friends" meet up with mine...although I had asked if he could come with us on vacation....
I second exactly what Lori said -- I was laughing my ass off and then got to the store interaction and laughed some more.
ReplyDeleteAnd BOY did I need a laugh! And to see your lovely face again!
:)
XO
Pam
This cracks me up. I feel this way about my swiffer!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteNow, let's have some of your good recipes. Any without meat? My slow cooker has been sorely neglected.
Eden~~you are fucking nuts and I love you.
ReplyDeleteMy slow cooker is not only hot and handsome - he also does windows!
ReplyDeleteI have a gorgeous beef and onion and horseradish crockpot stew if you want the recipe :-0
You are such a nut!! Such an awesome, totally fecking wonderful nut!!!
ReplyDeleteohmyfuckinggodiloveyousomuch
ReplyDeleteAnd I think it goes without saying that this is the best post I've ever read.
You slut.
ReplyDeleteYou hilarious, gorgeous slut.
XOXO
Oh this just made me giggle ;)
ReplyDeleteMiss you Eden! Know we've lost touch--just wanted to let you know Im still stopping by! Big hugs from me!
I nearly wet myself laughing when I saw the picture of you taking a "long walk" together.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha, if I did something that cool I'd have to explain it to my neighbour.! Hahahahahahahaha.
Funny - oh so crazy funny.
ReplyDeleteI love my slow cooker too - just not as much as you obviously.
The incident in the shop and *crickets* is even more hilarious.
Thanks for your lovely thoughts ...all is good with my DH and his PET scan.
OMG how clever are you?? that was too funny!
ReplyDeleteI laughed all over again when you went to the costume shop.
You would love my cooker, it is vintage, distinguished, it is from a time of real crockery, it is brown and green. He is called the Croc-o-dial.
ReplyDeleteI will hide him from hussies whenever they enter the house, in case he be stolen away from me, like I stole him from my Mil
PMSL! You took your slow-cooker for a walk??? Your blogging diligence knows no bounds...
ReplyDeleteThanks for Rewinding at the Fibro!
Snort! My god I didn't expect this one! I am just cracking up. The sight of you taking your pressure cooker for walkies is just too, too much! Gold!!! x
ReplyDeleteLove it. Just love it. Nothing like taking that slow cooker out for a walk.
ReplyDeleteI do understand your devotion though. I am pretty damn fond of my own slow cooker (admittedly we are not quite as close as the two of you seem)
Take care.
But what about the bubble baths together?
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