Here's the Thing:

A big red wood box.
It was shut with a hook.
"Now look at this trick,"
Said the cat.
"Take a look!"

"In this box are two things
I will show to you now.
You will like these two things,"
Said the cat with a bow.



These Things will not bite you.
They want to have fun."
Then, out of the box
Came Thing Two and Thing One!




"They are tame. Oh, so tame!
They have come here to play.
They will give you some fun
On this wet, wet, wet day."



Oh, the things they will bump!
Oh, the things they will hit!
Oh, I do not like it!
Not one little bit!



Then those Things ran about
With big bumps, jumps and kicks
And with hops and big thumps
And all kind of bad tricks.






The Cat in the Hat by Dr Seuss - $7.95

Finally realising who Rocco reminds me of - PRICELESS.