Wednesday, 10 March 2010

We admitted we were powerless over Cadbury Creme Eggs: that the gooey centres had become unmanageable.

Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires. It can be caused by "improper weaning as an infant." The punishment for gluttony? Being sent to hell, where you will be force-fed rats, toads, and snakes.

All I can say in my defence is ..... the lead-up to Easter can be a VERY hard time for a chocoholic.

And when I say gooey centres, I don't mean this delectable, beautiful gooey centre -

I mean *this* gooey centre -

(I've been off the eggs for four days now .... went cold turkey, straight after I took this photo. Such a coincidence!)

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