He just keeps wanting to put all of my hair clips and headbands in. It's so cute .... even Dave thinks so. That was until I arrived home today with Rocco trailing behind me, after a big day of daycare. He proudly stomped around with the pinkest pair of boots you've ever know.
Dave flipped. WHAT. THE. FUCK. HON????!!
Rocco had stolen them from a girl at daycare. She had already left by the time I got there, and he refused to take them off so I'll be returning them first thing tomorrow.
It's puzzling ... what did he do, stand over the poor girl? Give me your pink boots, NOW. What shoes did she go home in?
If he turns out to be gay, he will be the toughest gay man in the world. He'll be the Mr T of gay men. I pity the fool who teases him about his hot pink boots.
So was Dave upset that he was wearing pink boots or that he had strong-armed them from some little girl? Actually, Rocco probably just traded something else for them.
ReplyDeleteMy girl LOVES the little brown corduroy shoes (they look kinda like Converse all-stars) that I got for her in the boys' department. In fact, today, we were having a disagreement about what pants she would wear (I wanted her to wear her very cute jeans, but she was having none of that). She put on the red leggings she wanted to wear, and when her dad told her that she had to wear her pink shoes, but she could wear her brown shoes if she put her jeans on, she went and changed into the jeans. Then she thanked us about 10 times for buying those shoes for her.
Hot pink boots kick ass just as well as any other color!
haha!!!
ReplyDeletehe is so freaking adorable.
FYI- Just because I wont be in NY in august- doesnt mean you wont be visiting me in Israel.
HA! I love it! Maybe him and this little girl had some sort of agreement? Or he just strong armed her into giving up the boots. Either way, it's too cute!
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Hey...real men wear pink.
ReplyDeleteI love it. Especially the image of the Mr T of gay men.
ReplyDeletePerhaps the girl was the one that decided upon the trade. And now she's gone home all butch. Excellent.
ReplyDeleteYou know- my tough little guy is always stealing his sister's hair things and wanting us to try to put his hair into pony tails. His favorite shoes are also his sister's hot pink shoes. Rocco and Xavier really are quite the pair, huh?!
ReplyDeleteJ has been pulling his cloth nappies and crapping out the sides the past week (passive aggressive?), and crapped out his socks the other day. They sent him home in neon green and pink ruffled socks. We should probably be ashamed because we couldn't stop laughing.
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