I had so much to say that it all imploded and I sank inside myself.
Now I can't think of anything to say.
This has never, ever happened before. I'm going to have to post a video instead. I think you're welcome. (Or embarrassed on my behalf.)
Disclaimer: I do this shit all the time. It's like, my job around here. All of these boys annoy me so much I have to get them back. These are the real lyrics, but I was rudely howled down after the first verse.