"Oh man. ANOTHER night with hardly any sleep. Can hardly keep eyes open. This getting up ten times a night is getting old. Where's my double-shot flat white ...." -
"Mum! I need my coffee, dammit." -
"Ooooomph. Gemph. Hrmmmmm. Oh yeah baby, dis da shit." -
"I wonder if I can eat my cup now, like in Willy Wonka when they eat the dishes. The first version with Gene Wilder, not the Johnny Depp version .... can't believe they just got one midget for the whole of the Oompa Loompa scenes. Tightarses. Wow I'm not tired anymore. Feel great. On top 'o' the world, Ma! In fact, I could go another coffee. Perks me up a bit, yannow? Can I get another flat white please thanks. Mum. MUUUUUUUUM Are you even listening to me?? What do you mean, you're tired too?? ...."
Rough night?
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious...but I recommend making him lay off the caffeine if you ever want him to sleep!
Ugh... was he really up 10 times a night? I can't imagine. Rocco and mine are around the same age (both born in May 2008) and I would pretty much have to have an IV of caffeine 24 hours a day if he still woke up that many times a night.
ReplyDeleteYou poor dear. I hope it gets better.
Ooooh! The cuteness!
ReplyDeleteFrom the age of 9 months to 18 months. I call those my whythefuckdidihavekids months.
ReplyDeleteHe's a sweetie and geez he looks like Dave!
ReplyDeleteSleep for your Mama, Rocco!!!
I think I want to come and visit you and go to Morgan's together. It has a nice sign so I think it might be somewhere I'd like. Yes, I am shallow. And maybe Rocca can introduce my baby to the evils/glories of caffeine when we're there.
ReplyDeleteHope things settle down in the overnight hours very, very soon.
This kid. Is. Delicious. I just want to nibble on his arms for a bit. Is that okay?
ReplyDeleteHa ha haaa!!! Tell Rocco that I TOTALLY agree with him on the Willy Wonka thing. The remake was weak.
ReplyDeleteHahaha!! That first picture is priceless!
ReplyDeleteHow is is that they (the young) can recover from their sleepless nights so much quicker than we can?
Love it (not the sleepless night, mind you - I'm a bit sleep-deprived myself today).
ReplyDeleteLook at those man paws in action baby YEAH!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, I love that first picture.
ReplyDeleteHa! Rocco has the funniest thoughts! :-)
ReplyDeleteI don't know how you do it, E. Ten times a night would make me seriously consider buying ear plugs. Hope tonight is better.
Rocco's right. The Gene Wilder version is superior because there were more actors playing oompa loompas.
ReplyDeleteNow that we've settled that, Rocco, LET YOUR MOM GET SOME SLEEP!
Hi Eden. I thought your comment was so funny that I put it in my sidebar with your name and a link to your blog. If you don't want your name and link up, let me know and I'll take it down.
ReplyDelete~bhj
You make me laugh. I needed that.
ReplyDeleteGive him the coffee a few hours before bed time. That way he'll have his caffeine crash and pass out. That's what I do anyway ;o)
ReplyDeleteHope ya'll get some sleep!
*HUGS*
My boy loves him a good babycino as well. Although, I do hate saying babycino. Makes me feel like a poof.
ReplyDeleteNo fun with neither of you sleeping. Hope you both get some soon.
ReplyDeletelol.
ReplyDeleteSorry you had a hard night~